“According to the song, Rudolph’s nose is shiny, which means it reflects rather than emits light. Useless for navigating fog.”
“Apollo in 1969. Shuttle in 1981. Nothing in 2011. Our space program would look awesome to anyone living backwards thru time.”
“Anyone from Venus is formally a Venereal, but Doctors got to the word before astrophysicists, so we invented Venutian instead”
“No need to ask me where I looked up these numbers – I didn’t. I calculated them myself. It’s called the “Brain App” “
“In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day”
I like the sarcastic ones. He also usually makes people laugh while he’s on someone’s show. Here he is on conan awhile back.
